Happy Monday everyone! I’m back from my business trip and trying to get back in the swing of things. Travel is draining, seriously.
But, before I pass out in a snoring haze, I need to talk about something very, very important….OSCAR FASHION.
That’s right, last night was the movie and fashion Super Bowl extravaganza known as…the Oscars. I was ready to party, celebrate and prove how hyper critical I can be.
So let’s put my soul-crushing critical skills to the test!
Mila Kunis – I hate it at first but now I’m loving this look. LOVE the color, feminine details and hair. Flawless
Hailee Steinfeld – Adorable, age/event appropriate and the length of this dress is perfect! I just want to give her a hug she’s so cute
Amy Adams – The navy is perfect with her red hair and I love the sparkles/cap sleeves. Just lose the necklace
Michelle Williams – After a Globes misstep, this Chanel gown is simple and elegant. And I wish I could pull off that pixie cut
Cate Blanchett – Much like Zoe Saldana’s gown last year, this was love/hate and I loved it. Matches Cate’s style perfectly and only she could pull this off. I love the detail, color and shoulders
Dear Natalie Portman – I hated your Globes dress (a lot) but this entire look is FABULOUS. Tasteful cleavage, stunning color and cut. Let’s hug it out
Mandy Moore – Thank you for showing us pale-skin girls how to wear nude. The sparkles and neckline plus coral lipstick is a winner
It was tough to pick my final female “best dressed” pick. Jennifer Lawrence’s va va va voom look, Gwyenth’s Star Trek-like look (despite orange skin) and ScarJo’s body hugging berry lace number were all worthy, but my final selection is….
Camila Alves – Tasteful boobage, classic color and perfect jewelry, L-O-V-E, now tell your man to wear a shirt
Not So Best Dressed
Jennifer Hudson – From one Chicago girl to another, you look amazing but the unflattering saggy boobs here distract me, and not in a good way
Marisa Tomei – that dust ruffle needs to be nipped closer to the heels and you need a bigger chest to pull off that full coverage sweetheart neckline. Fact
Nicole Kidman – This is an easy shot but the flaps on your hips are not flattering, even for someone as skinny as you
Dear Reese Witherspoon – I love your everyday sense of style but this 1950s Barbie look takes vintage too seriously. Still love you!
Halle Berry – If you could have tripped this frothy toilet paper off the dress, you would be in the above category. Sorry
Annette Bening is a classy lady but I’m just not loving this. I wish I could explain more but I just don’t like it
I love that Michelle Williams’ BFF Busy Phillips was her date last night but that front satin flap needs to go. Dawson would not approve
Phew, okay, that is my Oscar fashion recap for this year. I’m thinking of writing a bit more about fashion on this blog too, so if you feel strongly yay or nay on that, let me know!
Now, for tonight’s question, did you watch the Oscars? Who were your best/worst dressed?