‘work’ Category

02 November 2009

The closet at my desk

By: Jessica B.
Tagged: Fashion, work

Sometimes I wonder why I even bother dressing at home.

Every morning, I get up, shower and try to put together something cute to wear to work. Then when I actually get into work, I realize my office building is f*cking freezing and I need to usually add one to two more layers of clothing over my cute outfit to keep myself from shaking at my computer.

Dramatic? Hardly.

But when I reach for a sweater at work, I have options! Why? Because I have two at my desk, along with a lovely assortment of shoes. Right now, I have four pairs of shoes at my desk (all black, two flats and two heels) to change in to when I arrive at work in sneakers.

One girl I used to sit by had a Rubbermaid bin of shoes at her desk. I swear that bin had 10-12 pairs of heels. I wondered what shoes were even left at her apartment.

People may tease me for this, but collecting a mini-closet at work is easier than you think. It starts when you leave one pair of shoes at your desk by accident, then the next day you think, “well I’m going to wear them at work anyhow, so I’ll just leave them there.” Then the shoe stockpile starts multiplying like bunnies and suddenly the only shoes you have at home are sneakers and sandals.

But when young professionals have to be prepared for anything, it’s not uncommon to keep extra clothes at your desk, especially if you work really long hours. I draw the line at pants and extra shirts though because the one time I’ll want to wear them at home, I’ll remember they’re in my desk drawer, which is not clean at all.

I’m trying to slowly take a few of my pairs of shoes home, but I’m sure it’s more likely that they’ll be multiplying at my desk again, especially with winter coming up.

Do you have a mini-closet at your desk? If so, what do you stockpile? Shoes? Sweaters? Jackets?

19 October 2009

Good online bad on the phone

By: Jessica B.
Tagged: Friends, Random, work

I’ll be honest, I spend A LOT of time online or in front of a BlackBerry between work and blogging. Somehow the pre-Twitter and smartphone days seem like a million years ago.

I think my old cell phone that barely allowed texting has faded into my memory bank, along with floppy disks and typewriters. Actually, I still keep that old phone…as a paperweight.

Anyhow because I’m so “wired” with technology, I’ve found that some of my social skills, like having a one-on-one in-person conversation or even talking on the phone seem like…so much work.

Why do we need to talk? We can DM or text in 140 characters.

But while I’m still good at talking to people in person (and often prefer that over email, especially on heavy email days), I am awful at talking on the phone.

Awful.

When you talk to me you’ll hear lots of “ums” and awkward pauses and probably hear me actually lose my train of thought. I even find myself needing to get up and move around when I’m on the phone because I get so distracted if I sit and just…talk.

What distracts me? Twitter, online shopping, email, IMs, TV, you name it and I get distracted and then the “ums” get started again. It’s like I have phone-induced ADD.

I’m not the only one who is bad at the phone. A friend can only handle talking on the phone for two minutes before he just stops. I kid you not, I check my call counter every time and usually around 1:45 he gets anxious and stuttery and then at 1:58 he says, “hey yeah want to meet up, I have to go.” And then he just hangs up. Boys.

He prefers to meet in person or converse by IM because he’s wittier that way. Me too.

Do you like talking on the phone or do you also get super distracted? I really need to be better at focusing on the phone with people but I just prefer to get together in person :) Let’s the conversation flow so much more naturally.

13 October 2009

Recent fall-induced old lady habits

By: Jessica B.

I’ve been a bit “off” lately, which I’m blaming on the change in seasons. Yeah right now, the change in seasons is my scapegoat for everything.

For example, last night I meant to upload photos from my camera but didn’t because I was distracted by downloading Glee episodes on iTunes. I blame the change in seasons for that musical distraction.

But along with blaming the seasons for my absentmindedness, it has also caused some dormant “old lady” habits to surface too.

I started thinking about this after I saw a picture of my 14 year old goddaughter/cousin on Facebook going to her freshman year homecoming. She looked so beautiful and I choked up because I remember holding her as a baby and holding her hand as she learned to walk. And then I looked a picture of her full dress and said, “hmm that hem could be a little longer, below the knee Grace!”

Yes, that’s how sweet I am.

Now on to the other “old lady” habits I’ve adopted lately:

  • Unable to stay awake past 10 p.m. on weeknights (and wanting to sleep until 10 a.m. the next morning)
  • Commenting that high school girls’ senior photos look a little sluttier every year (my cousins showed me their yearbook)
  • Inability to understand “kids” lingo. For example, a younger coworker said the word “baller” in a sentence to me and I have to think about what that meant
  • Dislike of loud TVs or parties when I’m trying to go to sleep
  • The attraction and longing for napping
  • Exponential increase in bounce back time needed from drinking

Yeah, I need to get out more and be more reckless. Or I need to move to California where it’s sunny, warm and heavenly all the time. Or maybe it’s time for me to find a cul-de-sac in Florida where I can rest my back and swim by the pool. Sounds nice.

Have you noticed any “old lady” habits lately or a change in your moods because of the seasons? Or what would you like the blame the change in seasons for? Feel free to share, it’s not your fault!

03 September 2009

Some good news: World’s Best Boss

By: Jessica B.
Tagged: Fashion, work

I’m using an “Office”-related reference today because I have some good news to share and I can finally post about it on my blog!

About a month ago on Facebook, I marked on my status that I received good news. And then like a b*tchy little tease, I didn’t give any context as to what kind of news I received. Yes, it was a crappy thing to do but I promise it wasn’t intentional. I was just on such a high about the good news that I had to say something but I couldn’t say anything publicly until now.

So here it is: I got promoted at work.

WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What does that mean? More responsibility and more project and staff management. Scary? Sure, but I’m excited and I can promise that I won’t be like this guy:

the-office-michael-scott

OR this guy:lumbergh1

Yeahhhhhh my staff won’t have to come in on a Saturday or do TPS reports. K? Thanksssssssss.

So on top of my big birthday just a little bit ago, there is lots to celebrate (and treat).

I know, not earth-shattering news, but if you know me, you know that I take my job seriously so hearing news like this was really, really great.

So now, it’s time to officially celebrate and get me something to say congratulations, and I think I know JUST the thing :)

Cough, cough

What do you think? Is this news purseworthy?

Also, does anyone have big plans for this upcoming long weekend? I cannot wait to lay around on Monday and do NOTHING.

01 September 2009

Winning the lottery, no whammies!

By: Jessica B.

Sometimes I love to daydream that I quit my job to run off to Europe and live a luxurious, adventurous life, but I always realize that this dream is contingent on one thing: that I win the lottery.

Problem with that part is that I’m not really a regular “lottery player” or gambler. I have no idea how to play slots (shocking but true) and don’t buy weekly lottery tickets.

But I will walk to a gas station and buy a lottery ticket when there is a huge jackpot because, why not? Sure, my odds of being struck by lightening are better than winning, but it’s fun. The Mega Millions jackpot was $330 million or something so Friday night I went to a gas station and bought three tickets.

And while I didn’t win (and have been at work all week), I always let myself daydream a little bit about what would happen if I did win. It was a hot topic one day at lunch too.

So here is what I would do with $330 million (or whatever I get after taxes):

  • Buy my parents house and give them a lump sum of money to cover property taxes for the next 20 years
  • Let my dad retire and say “f*ck it” to his job
  • Buy myself a SWEET condo (lots of room to walk around naked)
  • Work freelance and go back to school for my MBA
  • Donate a lot of my clothes and replace them with beautiful things from JCrew, Anthropologie and Nordstrom
  • Two words: Chanel quilted
  • Donate money to local charities
  • Volunteer more
  • Stalk Oprah.com to get tickets to a taping (since I won’t have to work)
  • Get a car, or two (and a parking spot)
  • Send my parents to Europe (and get some nice non-addictive, Michael Jackson sleeping pills for dad to help him not go crazy on that flight)
  • Travel (hi five-star hotels around the world) and take my closest friends on a nice trip
  • Buy a real pony (not that I don’t love my birthday ones, but you know, get a real, live one to love forever)
  • Get a dog (and pay someone to train him, kidding?)
  • Have fresh cut flowers in my house weekly (I LOVE fresh flowers)
  • Go to LA and stalk John Kraskinski (kidding?)
  • Get a personal trainer and get my fat a** back in shape
  • Hire a cleaning lady (I’ll be honest, I’m lazy and hate scrubbing floors)

As you can see, some are more realistic than others. And it seems I’ve put more thought into this than I imagined :)

What would you do if you won the lottery? Feel free to shoot for the stars (and get creative too!)

Edit: I also meant to add about getting a condo that I’ll have room for Alexa to come live in my “room of awesome” :) FORGIVE ME Alexa!